TEN WORDS I HOPE WILL DEFINE ME AFTER I'M GONE

1- Good sense of humor (I know this is a phrase and not a word, Sissy B! Don't you have a litter to nurse?!) 2- Compassionate (I gotta work on this one, it's easier read than done. Right Doc?) 3- Carefree (yep, I nailed this one!) 4- Wise (I'm a wise-ass, just gotta work on the ass part a little) 5- Dedicated father 6- Reliable 7- Responsible (Back doors can't get pregnant) 8- Honest (Never told a lie) 9- Logical (In all seriousness, Spock is what I aim for but I can't even do the 'live long and prosper' finger thing yet) 10- Sex-a-rific (I think so far I've gotten up to 'sex-a-ho-hum')