On Wednesday I picked Aspen up from school early due to a fever (101.1). She was in good spirits and asked me to carry her.
"Oh sure" I says (sarcastically).
"Yea!" she does her best to sound excited.
"You're not familiar with sarcasm are you?" I inquire
A moment later I change the subject...
"Your teacher and I have a meeting next Wednesday."
"Oh goodie" she says.
"You think your report will be that good huh?" I say pleased that she is enthusiastic about us talking about her school behavior.
"You're not familiar with sarcasm are you?" she says dryly.

Hmmm, I think the doctor has a shot for that condition.