TIME TO ACT RESPONSIBLY AGAIN

Yea!! Aspen returns home today! Bachelor days of waking up in the gutter halfway home are over. Time to figure out how to use the dishwasher and washing machine again. Need to tell all the house guest ladies to take a hike. Gotta find a home for that goat that Miguel left at my place back in June. Should replace the strobe lights with regular lightbulbs again. And I have to find somewhere to put the jell-o wrestling pit now. Where did my summer vacation time go?