...it wadded up in the rear pocket of a pair of shorts stuffed in the back of a drawer.

That is where I finally came across an envelope I had misplaced 2 weeks ago. In it was $117 cash. The last I saw of it was 2 Wednesday's ago. Since then I had torn the house, car, and my office apart looking for it. I thought I had checked every stitch of clothing I had worn within a few days of that fateful day. Alas, I apparently never checked my pair of green cargo shorts.

As I pulled them out a few minutes ago I heard a piece of paper crinkling.

"No, can't be" I thought.

But it was!

Now I owe all the guys at work a big apology I guess. My bad.

No hard feelings fellas.