TEN THINGS I WOULD LOVE TO DO IN MY TIME BUT PROBABLY NEVER WILL

1- Find gold 2- Discover a new species (even if it's a new kind of tape worm... whatever) 3- Patent something 4- Have a story published 5- Save somebodies life 6- Parachute (successfully!) 7- Take a picture of a UFO 8- Have a religion named after me 9- Vida Guerra 10- Remember where I left my house keys