ASPEN QUOTE #27

Tonight Aspen had a friend stay over. At one point I brought in popcorn and hot chocolate as they played a board game in her room. I came in shortly later to check on them. Aspen very pleasantly says to me: "Daddy? Can you not check on us unless we call you please? Not to be mean or anything but were talking about boys." Me: "Okay. Say did you know that when a boy gets his first girlfriend his father takes him out to a field where they shoot a pony and burn a puppy to celebrate?"