WHAT I LEARNED TODAY

If you gingerly pick up a piece of lint from the floor then suddenly waive it in Tish's face while saying in a panicked voice "Ooooh! What is this?!" She will cower in fear as she screams "Get it away from me!!" and hide her head safely under the covers... until you laugh uncontrollably. Then she will peak out cautiously and say "Your an ass!" It was a Merry Christmas afterall!