I had a bit of wine last night at a client meeting. When I got home home I had another drink... then called Tish for an evening of phone antics.
I joked with her that I was tanked (I only had a bit of a buzz going is all). She responded that she would like to see me tanked some time. It would be fun.
I replied "No you wouldn't. When I drink, I just get gas then fall asleep."

"So... it's pretty much just the same as when you don't drink huh?"

That's why I love her.