TEN WAYS I'VE PREPARED FOR MOM'S VISIT

1- Got rid of the sheep 2- Performed my bi-annual sheet changing routine a month early 3- Flossed 4- Cleaned out the fridge of all items that expired in 2005 5- Hid the Hookah 6- Put my manifesto away (noone's allowed to read that until 9/11/2011) 7- Took Tish's panties off my ceiling fan 8- Took Crimson's bra off my bedpost 9- Bought toilet paper (mom is so old school) 10- Dismantled the hidden camera in the guest bath (that would be traumatizing beyond words)