TEN DARK SECRETS FROM MY PAST THAT I WILL HAVE TO TELL TISH ABOUT EVENTUALLY

1- My short lived career as a porn star in the movie 'Stumpy Goodump Visits the Farm' 2- The time I did on the inside for cruel and unlawful acts upon a beanie baby 3- Seven of my ex girlfriends have been featured on the back of milk cartons 4- I was a postman for 3 years in the nineties and now its only a matter of time 5- I authored a little known book "Hitler, The Misunderstood Genius" 6- In 1990 I would only respond to the name 'Vanilla Brice' 7- I'm in the Guiness Book for 'largest amount of mercury ingested in one sitting' thanks to a fraternity dare 8- I invented the Macarena... "I'm sorry!!!!" 9- There are certain teachings of The Church of Latter Day Saints that I helped write and that simply make good sense! 10- Due to an incident in 1998 I am known amongst drug trafficers in Mexico as El Peligroso.