TEN WAYS I PREPARED POORLY FOR TISH'S 3RD VISIT

1- left a pile of dirty dishes in the kitchen sink 2- left a list of chores for tish to do until i got home (including cleaning said pile of dishes) 3- didn't bother to pick up my skidmarked underwear from the bedpost and lamp shade 4- didn't hide the panties or other evidence of Crimson's, Red's, JY's, and Heather's visit from the previous weekend 5- called tish at 1am and told her i was running a bit late at work and wouldn't be in until around 3... ish 6- called tish at 2am and told her to come pick me and my new friend up downtown since the bartender wouldn't give me back my car keys 7- didn't bother to hide my Barely Legal magazine collection 8- assumed tish was an eco conservationalist and would appreciate my habit of not flushing for a week at a time 9- forgot to tell tish that the woman next door has a habit of using my shower in the middle of the day and to just ignore her 10- forgot to hide the pics i had secretely taken of her on the can last time she stayed over ...other than that, this weekend is going great!