6/12/2006

TEN THINGS THAT WENT TERRIBLY WRONG DURING TISH'S SECOND VISIT

1- tish apparently prefers to be told ahead of time if i have a threesome planned
2- tish's visit came at the exact time as my biannual breakout
3- tish seems to think her new cold sores have something to do with me
4- tish doesn't find my collection of 'gay midget beastiality porn' entertaining at all
5- we discovered tish has a severe skin allergy to cherry flavored love oil
6- tish meant for me to warn her 'before', not 'during'
7- tish didnt realize the 'guest toothbrush' in the bathroom was in fact my anal wart cream applicator
8- tish suffered from her worst case of night terrors in a very long time and once again my right leg suffered the consequences (see pic below)


9- pushing tish off the boat into the lake is not an acceptable way to teach someone how to swim
10- having to repeat outloud 1000 times "ambushing tish by shoving my sweaty socks into her face when she comes out of the bathroom is not funny" before i can get any nookie, is not a good way to start off the weekend.

Thanks, Tishy, for a... um, 'interesting' weekend. Call me when you get that sleeping disorder well medicated. *muwah*

Comments on "TEN THINGS THAT WENT TERRIBLY WRONG DURING TISH'S SECOND VISIT"

 

Blogger Tish said ... (Monday, June 12, 2006 8:19:00 AM) : 

Brico, you are really ruining my rep with all the photos of your injuries!

I hope to have my new post up soon! hehehhee....

 

Blogger Just Some Gal said ... (Monday, June 12, 2006 10:37:00 AM) : 

Hmmmm, your recount of the weekend is quite a bit more colorful...lol However the sweaty sock thing... yeah...
Hopefully you've learned your lesson...hehe

Glad y'all had a good time!

 

Blogger littlefeet said ... (Monday, June 12, 2006 11:01:00 AM) : 

too fucking funny!!!

peace...

 

Blogger Webmiztris said ... (Monday, June 12, 2006 12:16:00 PM) : 

oh man, I saw a documentary on night terrors when I was a kid and since then I've been terrified of sleeping with someone who has them!

 

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