TEN THINGS THAT WENT TERRIBLY WRONG DURING TISH'S SECOND VISIT

1- tish apparently prefers to be told ahead of time if i have a threesome planned 2- tish's visit came at the exact time as my biannual breakout 3- tish seems to think her new cold sores have something to do with me 4- tish doesn't find my collection of 'gay midget beastiality porn' entertaining at all 5- we discovered tish has a severe skin allergy to cherry flavored love oil 6- tish meant for me to warn her 'before', not 'during' 7- tish didnt realize the 'guest toothbrush' in the bathroom was in fact my anal wart cream applicator 8- tish suffered from her worst case of night terrors in a very long time and once again my right leg suffered the consequences (see pic below) 9- pushing tish off the boat into the lake is not an acceptable way to teach someone how to swim 10- having to repeat outloud 1000 times "ambushing tish by shoving my sweaty socks into her face when she comes out of the bathroom is not funny" before i can get any nookie, is not a good way to start off the weekend. Thanks, Tishy, for a... um, 'interesting' weekend. Call me when you get that sleeping disorder well medicated. *muwah*