I IS SO SMART

Years ago, when 'Married with Children' was on, I asked a friend, in my ignorance, who sang that show's theme song 'Love and Marriage'. My friend's response was "Frank Sinatra sang that". Surprised that The Chairman of the Board would be involved with such tasteless TV, my response was "Frank Sinatra did the theme song for 'Married with Children?!!" My friend just stared at me blankly. And that was before I picked up the pipe!