WARNING: Its a Trap!!

This bumper sticker cracked me the hell up. "Where did you see this car, Brico?" you ask She was sitting in the drivethrough line at Mickey D's of course! I have to commend her for her truth in advertising at least. Now, you all know my history with questions like this! How exactly is the proper way to answer such a queery? I mean, if I respond "yeah, pretty much" its lights out for Brico, right? Yet if I say "no, your fat ass, doesnt make your ass look fat at all" it's 'go time' anyway because I confirmed that yes indeed her ass is fat. So what is an honest guy like me to say? All I'm left to do is take a picture of her car (using the wide angle lens) and emplore my female readers for help. HELP!!