*TUESDAY* Road of Rage Diaries #2

Attention Squirrel poised menacingly at the curb. You are not a young squirrel. You live in a neighborhood where cars are constantly traveling upon the roads that wind their ways inbetween the trees that you call home. You have surely done this drill countless times before. Yet you remain alive. So you are obviously not a dumb squirrel. I see you wait by the edge of the road as my car approaches, we make eye contact you and me. Then you decide to dart out into my vehicle's path with no warning. Then you freeze, only to decide that you would rather be standing on the curb again so you scamper back. I'm just letting you know, and pass this on to your kin if you please, next time... yeah... I AINT SWIRVING!!! Keep on Truckin'