2/18/2006

Ten Things I Learned about Addict that She Doesn't Want You to Know

Always the astute observer, I took several notes while on my visit. This stuff here is high level security clearance top brass access only info.
Do not reveal The Nut as your source under any circumstances...

1- She has a plan to mess with the homeless drunks who pee in her alley
2- She's a pushover when it comes to her own flesh and blood
3- She has a set of pool cues, pool balls, a pool cue rack, chalk, rack triangle... yet no pool table
4- She plays some kind of Tetris type game on her phone all the time
5- Shes afraid to drive
6- A parrot lives in her hair
7- She has been known to do donuts on a public street
8- She's a big softee
9- Her craft room has absolutley zero walking space in it
10- If you give her daughter diamond earings she'll give you a free tattoo