Ten Reasons I Love Being a Guy

Addict threw up this post the other day. I had to respond for the brotherhood. 1- Equal pay for equal work? Not yet 2- I can shave my head and not be shunned socially 3- All the magazine covers are geared for my pleasure 4- As a single parent I'm looked upon admirably rather than contemptuously by society 5- No glass ceilings 6- Shorter lines at the public restrooms 7- If I get angry no one labels me a 'bitch' 8- I'm not expected to know how to iron or mend clothes 9- I never have to worry if I'm going to finish first 10- One word: Urinals edit: this started off being a fun post. now that i'm done i just feel like a chauvinist. funny that.