HNT Brico Clause Edition

The 3 HNTers on whom I bestow gifts this 'holiday' season are Kalani, Addict and Monkey. This is Kalani's gift. It has surfaced that she has about the most irrational fear that one could possibly think of. Black Holes. Erik is welcome to dispute me on this but I think it is more likely that a person living in Kansas would be eaten by sharks in his living room than it is for anyone living in Illinois to somehow get swallowed by a black hole and have to live in a silent cold void for all eternity. So this is for you sister. Use it sparingly! ))<>(( This is Addict's gift. Once I started wooing her daughter it became known to me that Addict has a tendency of rushing to the phone and calling everyone in her extended family to check on their health status each time she hears ambulance or fire truck sirens go past her place. Hopefully this police/emergeny scanner will help her sleep a little better at night. Or at the very least, allow others who she would be calling at 3am to remain asleep through the night. This is Monkey's gift. She is currently pregnant with Trout Jr (I was just the inspiration/catalyst for her getting pregnant and not the impregnator himself -but I'll take what I can get). Yet my dear Monkey is getting more and more irritated with her surroundings as the hormonal imbalances set in (this is evident from her posts). The problem is that Monkey enjoys her sexual escapades all the way through her 3rd trimester and right into the birthing room. So this cattle prod will help her with both controlling those who get under her ever more irritable skin and to subdue others who might need restraining in order to satisfy her 'womanly needs'. peace And to all the other HNters out there Happy Holidays!! may you find pics of your favorite HNTer in your stocking this year (or the HNTer themself!)