I Have So Much to Teach... Let's Start with the Basics
(If youre a tattoo gallery owner with a very lovely and respectable daughter, you do not need to read this post) If when making a phone call late at night to your Special Someone informing them that 1- you miss them and 2- that at that moment you have your hand down your pants and if they have a generic voicemail message simply saying 'mailbox #4127, leave your message at the tone' you will want to make absolutely certain before leaving said message that mailbox #4127 is indeed the mailbox # of said Special Someone and not that of your coworker whose phone number just happens to be located in your directory right above the number of your Special Someone. If you fail to take this precautionary measure you will have a very embarrasing and long day at work the next day, particularly if your coworker can play said message over his speakerphone. |
said the voices in bricotrout's head around 1:04 AM
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post a commenthahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah..........
OMG Brico....LOL
How do you get yourself out of this one..lol
I would pay some good money for that to be an audio post.
:)
~K
Oh I friggin' love it!!!!
My boss called today (not drinking) and at the end of his message, he said "I love you" and hung up. I of course freak out.
When I got back to the office I had to confront him, and he said I was making it up. When I played it back for him, he wanted to die. He didn't realize he said it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
I usually have to sleep with them first before they say that to me ;)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make an audio post! this was my BEST laugh of today!
that is damn ass funny...
that will certainly teach you to pay more attention with the head thats on your shoulders than the head thats in your pants...
:)
peace...
Brico....I am at a loss for words and yet I cannot stop laughing. And furthermore you share with us all. *insert me laughing and sighing and laughing*
In the end I am proud, a damn fine moment. Damn fine indeed! We all need such an understanding special someone!
Way to kick off the holidays!
did you really? heehee....:) how will you ever live that one down??
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okay,,,lets try that again......what I was asking for is clarification.....the title of this posting says "I" have so much to teach....does that mean it WAS NOT B with his hand around his tool into the early morning hours booty phoning.....but rather ms A with her hands down her pants ??? mmmmmm......either way .....F*ckin hilarious
Tell that co-worker that to be in the shrine of "A handful for the one I love" is an honor and don't be too humbled by it. great post Brico. If you know addict you are riding with a good crew.
Oh, by the way the music on my new laptop sounds great and the family had to listen to it as I stirred up some veggies and rice for them.
LMFAO!!! B- that is hilarious! It sounds like something I would do. I butt-dial people alot. It sucks. Butt-dailed someone a couple of weeks ago while singing to a DISCO CD (of all friggin things) in my car. Yeah.. it was pretty much the concert of his life. I could have died.
Hmmm... ::thinking:: well, if 'Mr. Coworker' finds that message so intriguing, perhaps you should record it as his personal greeting for his office voicemail - I'm sure clients & coworkers alike would enjoy it just as much as he did.
Something to the effect of:
'Hello, you have reached the desk of _______. Believe it or not I've missed you alot, so much so that I have my hand down my pants. Please leave your message after the tone and I will return it as soon as I've..... finished.
::smooches::
Mara
HAHAHAHAHA I will never forget this and make sure to bring it up in any and all corespondence with you =) i kid becuase i love hehehehehehe
Audra,
we'll do babe!
just thinking,
yeah yeah. pretty much what i heard at work all day yesterday
bbsgirl,
i told coworker to not hide it anymore and that to admit that is the same message i leave him every night. then i started rubbing his shoulders as he played it. he turned it off early.
kate,
it would cost you an ipod shuffle. not just cash
**kristy**,
yeah... priceless... *sigh*
mrs,
there will be NO audio post. period!
blondie,
i trust youre hanging onto that message for the appropriate time? heh heh, that glass ceiling just got raised a level or two. congrats! i love you!
sisb,
there will be NO audio post. period. end of story!
monkey,
that doesnt change my fetus' name from here on out does it?
erik,
if thats where these holidays are headed i need to stock up on the rum right now.
sasha,
i have no idea babe. im gonna have to call insome favors around work and get someone rubbed out if they continue to talk.
m,
good observation. it WAS my error. though A did find it as humorous as all of you.
pirate,
yes, i know addict. and that tribe is indeed a quality one. im afraid this post may have been just a tad too much for her though. dont kill me em!
H20pixie,
thats not a bad idea. you and i think alot alike. sadly he would have to fork over his passcode for me to gain access to his voicemail. and he would have to leave his phone on his desk. he was guarding that thing like a winning loto ticket yesterday. ill just have to steal his stapler.
femi,
yeah, i said i was going to be more revealing and open from here on out. looks like THAT came back to bite me in the ass pretty quick. so much for my carefully constructed rep.
oh my word! that is tooo funny! i just about spit my drink over the monitor reading this. you're such a good sport to blog it!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
I LOVE THIS! HOWLING, JUST HOWLING right now! :)
LMFAO!! THAT is too funny!!! How red were your cheeks?!?!
of course not... :) i would expect something like this...just because of the home environment...LOL
peace...
thats great another priceless post!! lol
ROFLMAO!!!
Bet you make absolutely certain next time, dontcha?
no.
effing.
way.
i needed a giggle.....and wound up laughing so hard i literally fell out of the damn chair.
thank you for that, dear.
That was great! Cool pic as always! Happy HNT!
ha! whoopsie!!
ha! whoopsie!!
Lesson one: Never let your voice be recorded saying those words (even if you called the RIGHT number).