Ten Things not to Say to A Pregnant Woman
| This is for you monkey. Congratulations! And to any other readers who are awaiting the stork's arrival (whether they know it or not). This is one that the guys should pay special attention to, seriously! Learn from my mistakes, please! 1- Oh, I thought you were just getting fat. Okay, I never really said this one but I wanted to start with the basics 2- So, does this mean you're going to be all pissy now? 3- You're kinda like a big ole swimming pool for infants huh? 4- Nah, you don't look THAT bad. 5- So, NONE of your clothes fit anymore? 6- How come Demi Moore still looked hot when SHE was pregnant? 7- I still love you anyway honey 8- Just 'cause you can't go out and drink why should I be made to suffer too? 9- You get sane again after this is all over right? 10- Yeah, but you still got a mouth!! Labels: Ten Things |
said the voices in bricotrout's head around 1:06 AM
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Anonymous said ... (Sunday, October 09, 2005 11:19:00 PM) :
post a comment#8 is the one that always bugged me the most. sigh.
I won't get pregnant because of #8!
Hahahaha, you've still got a mouth, hahahaha...that's so funny!
But haven't you ever heard that sex is suppose to be better when the women is pregnant? Hmm, don't care to test that theory again!
LMAO! Brico, Brico, Brico!!! WHERE do you come up with this stuff?! How about "When's the last time you saw your toes?" or, "Will I still get a turn with those jugs?", or ... "Oh here honey, I'll just have your drink too - for the health of the baby of course." Ahhh ... the list could go on and on.
lol@jenny....I was tempted a few times to sock it to my hubby when I was prego.
How about "I know you gag at the mere sight of food right now, honey, but what's for dinner?"
Brico, this is a lame comment for my own sinister purposes to see if my new profile pic pops up. It was your suggestion, anyhow. :P
omg...LOL...this is so good... :)
you rock Brico!
peace...
i would have found this funny had i not been pms-ing - you still have a mouth - that comment just cost Freckle Boy a few blow jobs out of pure man spite.
a worse faux paux to make is postpartum and the woman has signifcantly gained weight, her child is about a year-old at this point and you make the mistake of saying "oh! you're having another baby eh?...."
still beating myself over the head with my cowbell over that one!
I'm in on the game, I'm in on the game!! I've just been away. Blah. Hope I can get it to you tomorrow because my camera's at work.
And if those are the things that get said while women are pregnant... I don't know if I'm EVER goin there!
How horrible is this...
During my first pregnancy I had to be the one to bring up the fact I still had a mouth! And he wonders what went wrong...
On Friday a 4-year-old walked up to me, patted my stomach and said, "You have a big tummy. Is there a baby in your belly?"
I'll be looking into gyms on Tuesday.
Just cause I am worried your next post will be all about me breaking blogging etiquette I figured I'd let you know I stole your sexy calf tattoo picture to use as a link icon for you on my blog. Yes I still think about licking on your leg. If any of this is a problem let me know.