"How much are THOSE tickets?!"

This morning while driving to work and listening to the radio I catch a commerical come across the air waves that as a father I know to pay attention to. Its for one of those traveling Disney on Ice shows that comes around about every 1 and a half months where the ticket prices arent too bad but the merchandise within comes with layaway plans. If youre a parent you know exactly what I'm talking about and if youre not youre probably blissfully unaware that such things even exist (I envy you in the second category, I really do!). This particular tour is called Disney Princesses on Ice. I gather it's some newly contrived joy fest where all the princesses (Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Belle, Princess Jasmine, Arriel) live together and giggle and skate around in little costumes and throw pillows at eachother and conserve water by showering... (okay, I'm going off in a different direction now,so let me just get back on track). ANYAWAY, the end of the commercial is what really caught my attention. It said, and I quote (no lie now!): "...So come to Disney Princesses on Ice and enjoy the happy endings!" No shit? Happy endings?! For realzies? Not the Disney I remember as a kid! I'll see you in the Princess Jasmine line!!