Ten Phrases You'll Never Hear Me Say
This list was inspired in part by Rabbit and her very funny 'Bad Pick Up Lines' posts. I wish more people would visit there 'cause I'm feeling kinda like a stalker being the only one leaving comments. 1- "Let's go to a rave tonight!" 2- "Excuse me sir, you dropped your wallet" 3- "_________ was a better quarterback than Elway" 4- "Sorry Nicky, not tonight" 5- "I sure hope Jeb Bush decides to run in 2008!" 6- "Hmmm, maybe blind faith IS the answer" 7- "I'll have the veal please" 8- "I wish I could wear a suit and tie to work everyday" 9- "That Brittney Spears sure sings some good songs" 10- "Boy, Pat Robertson makes a valid point there" Labels: Ten Things |
Comments on "Ten Phrases You'll Never Hear Me Say"
i comment on rabbit's blog.....but you should still feel like her stalker.
stalkers wanted!!!
Your Nicky is my Heather Locklear
Nice twist in no.4 --> the only one you wish you could say...... Sorry man.....You're Nicky, is my Angelina ...
I never thought of you as a stalker . . . well, until the taglist thing.
Things between us will never be the same now . . .
duff,
should a feel like an obsessed listener too?
jam,
look elsewhere buddy!
erik,
you can have her. just stay away nicky. we prefer isolation in what we have going.
doc,
you and angelina?? now THERES a thought to take to bed with me tonight!
rabbit,
bad pick up line: you know, i cant be a dangerous stalker if you actually agree to date me.
an obsessed listener.....only if you hear me...which would require you to be within our station's range....
...which, i suppose, could potentially happen.
suddenly, i'm speechless.
today's word: khwdj (that last part's a little freaky)
Go to a rave. They're fun!
Classic stuff!! Keep up the great lists. You've officially been linked to the 'world! Have a good 1.