Sentence Saturday #2
Has it been a week already? Last week we let our creative juices flow (stop snickering jag, rabbit, and all the rest of you cyber teases!) by throwing an unusual word up and letting the next commenter use it in a sentence. It was fun. We laughed (where exactly was your hand, kristi, when it was "up there"?) We got aroused (nice details femi mommy & kalani) And we learned alot about eachother's personal lives (dan & jkirlin... get therapy both of you!) So lets try it again and let this community of yuksters reveal even more of our subconscious(es?) to eachother. The only amendment I'll make to the rules is that this time it is REQUIRED that the word be absolutely made up. Last time, using a rare and 'unknown' word revealed just how limited some of our vocabularies really are (kristi, dear, most of us know the word 'whimsicle' okay? thanks sweety) Here's a simple rule to go by, if your spell check doesn't catch it, try again. As is now tradition, I'll start things off. Have fun... Oh, I'm posting this early because I'm either at a concert or recovering from one at the moment. Glubnuddin |
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I asked if she had ever been to the woods for a little midnight glubnuddin to which she responded Yes! and began to drag me in that very direction.
Kabloggin
As we headed off into the woods to do a little glubnuddin my mind drifted to the time we were on that boat and I got to run my fingers over her sweet kabloggin.
diptology
As I was about to leave the bar, unswayed by the usual advances, the charming young man leaned in close and whispered to me about his hexakagleeberhizen. Unable to resist I slide my hand down to confirm...there were indeed 6 gleebers in his hizen and I knew it would be a good night!
Tinkertweedle
And yes, I am home and somewhat tired of folding socks this friday night ;)
the televesion reception was horrible, so i told my manservant to get off of me and go play with the tinkertweedle so i could finish watching "law and order".
kuhniggat
After a long, steamy shower, she slipped inbetween the sheets and grabbed her slirpengroogle full of creme to prepare for the hot night ahead of her.
Griffenlople
due to a very "active" evening, the sensation of her jeans rubbing against her griffenlople was enough to cause her to walk a little funny.
kajagoogle
She now pondered the wisdom of piercing her griffenlople as she was forced to swalk a little to the left to prevent chaffing.
peepnle
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Peepnle get ready there's a train a comin'......
Fluegenhap
Oscar's younger brother, OogalMayer, was just a wee little cocktail weenie.
Fiper
Hearts racing, they slowly lifted the rock and found themselves staring at the ever elusive, exceedingly rare sex aid snake, the Fiper.
barchilated
Under his masterful guidance and with the help of the Fiper she barchilated several times before finally collapsing into the tangled sheets and falling into a deep sleep.
Farnarkle
The doctor said the test results showed her farnarkle had changed in size since her last checkup.
bezelpincal
becuase of the sudden explosion in teen pregnancies, the town's city council had to decide if bezelpincal should be taken off the local restaurant menus for good.
NUTLISTIMIEN
in preparation for the coming winter, sammy the squirrel checked his inventory against his nutlistmien.
gorsenflatz
Upset with the way her man was treating her, she poured some gorsenflatz into his coffee and sat back to enjoy the show.
dishabille
Once the gorsenflatz took affect, he quickly realized what she had done to him and that his dishabille would NEVER be the same again.
Caucaflibbian
after consulting with his doctor, he decided that a prescription for caucaflibbian might aid in the recovery of his dishabille.
snarklewort
Daddy told me not to date at family reunions now I have to get that snarklewort removed, I better bring the moonshine.
puckentolis
After exiting the stage, feeling rather smug about her big acting debut......one of the stage hands was snickering and pointing at her puckentolis.....it has been on display the whole time!! She now sadly wondered about the standing ovation.....
cleenbisel
nothing gets spilled blood out of shag carpeting like the new cleenbisel3000.
zephyritical
He was determined this weekend to sell that new zephyritical!!! His wife and kids were depending on him.
plotmnorpheas
After the tell all book, the Friends creator and man behind the friendly faces, stated that he put all those pretty faces and feel good twenty something angst into his plotmnorpheas computer program, and the rest was history.
blueneuballis
the moment he opened the bedroom door and saw his wife in that compromising position with their new albino blueneuballis, and despite her protesting pleas, he was taking it back to the pound!
HERCUMENDULISM
In the strange mating rituals he learned living in the north country the yearly festival tested the hercumendulism of the males tribe, though he was not a native he gave it try, because the nights were long in the winter and the testosterone was flowing.
Fordiflatulance
In preparation for further hurricanes, Bush lifted bans on all gas blends including Fordiflatulance.
Prissiplex
After six months at Miss Lady Martha's finishing school, Elonia finaly found that her Prissiplex personality disorder was actually something that the East Hampton high school holds a yearly festival in honor of.
lilltoehurts
when i got up to take a whiz in the middle of the night, i tripped over his 30-lb. dumbbells, and now my lilltoehurts.
conkaphilidelic
It was her first night as DJ at the new club, she hoped everyone would like the new conkaphilidelic sound she was working with.
Farfanoogle
during the soccer game, here attention wasn't on the field- it was on the hot stud two sections over who was just begging to be farfanoogled.
numenschplatz
I was too embarrassed to take my sheets to the laundy all covered in numenschplatz..so I just threw them out and bought new ones.
frenickulous
After repeated licking she became absolutely frenickulous and nearly numenschplatzed on my newly aquired sheets, again.
cumintology
When the teacher asked me what cumintology means, I must say that I was dumbfounded, for even when I tried to look it up on dictionary.com to complete my homework, I couldn't find it. As a result, my teacher thought I was giving a lame excuse and sat my ass down in detention for lying and failure to do my homework. I was not impressed.
dinoflaggellate
When the teacher asked me what cumintology means, I must say that I was dumbfounded, for even when I tried to look it up on dictionary.com to complete my homework, I couldn't find it. As a result, my teacher thought I was giving a lame excuse and sat my ass down in detention for lying and failure to do my homework. I was not impressed.
dinoflaggellate
I was tiring of the usual means of masturbation, so I decided to dinoflaggellate myself. It was great and I plan to do it again.
Scassmullion.
five years to the day after the bank hiest, a scassmullion dollars were found buried in st. paul, minnesota.
cripmroz
he studied her, waiting for the right moment, finally there it was, he reached for the cripmroz lotion and started the gentle massage.
carnucktable
after referencing the carnucktable...they realized an evacuation was necessary if they were going to avoid the storm.
hulioproncottle
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Hearing that they needed to evacuate the twins rushed out to the old ford and in their haste simultaneously tripped on the old rusty hulioproncottle that lay in the yard.
Pheramoanacious
It was Bill's turn to remove the filthy, pheramonacious chapeau from the rectum of the donkey and wear it in shame, but first it had to be ritually cleansed in... the sink.
hypocridicktital
After the doctor gave be that shot with the hypocridicktital needle, I couldn't have sex for three weeks.
limpkit
"you really need to stop trying to buy women's affections, steve," said bill as he ordered a drink for the gorgeoous woman at the other end of the bar.
"don't be hypocridicktital, bill", steve replied.
multiorganismic
drat- you snuck in while i was typing!
he reassured her that the cold water was responsible for his limpkit condition.
ok, now multiorganismic
brico had a multiorganismic fit when he realized that his comment tally had surpassed that of last weeks!! then he took a quick shower.
heloglobulation
The pilot tried and tried to lift off the gound after picking up the President on Marine One.
No systems were working and the blades would not twirl. Then he realized - he was experiencing Heloglabulation.
new word! need. new. word. fading...fast...
Randisxie
Melissa forgot her word.....(but had a great definition of heloglobulation) :)
Heres one:
ackloputhania
Hello, my name is Femi and I'm a ackloputhaniac. I've been without my beloved ackloputha for 6 months. If I don't get some soon i might have to fanalierate the next unsuspecting man that walks by.
fanalierate
While trying on the new pants she looked into the mirror and to her dismay she saw early signs of fanalieration beginning to show, she took them off imediately and headed to the gym.
Spunt
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She loved him, she really did - and she really wanted to please him but she just couldn't......you see he had funky Spunt....
Weenerspant
The Doctor confirmed that his spunt was indeed funky and that the only cure was a rather painful weenerspant.
Ameliogory
However, after finding out his spunt needed a weenerspant, he tired a self induced Ameliogory, to the dismay of his not being able to sit down for a week, it was a huge success and his spunt was back to normal.
Causifit
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My browser at work is sticking sorry for the duplicate then deleted posts.
Having normalized his spunt Roger did a great dance of joy - that is until the sudden realization that this very same dance had been the causifit in the first place!
Spookentrumble
Roger, finaly broke down and paid is 200 bucks to get the spunt problem errectionized, no more weenerspants, ameliogories, and the causifit should be in his past, he was now a pround member of the spookentrumble legion.
boobiliziforious
Home late from a spookentrumble legion BBQ Roger fell into bed only to wake the next morning to find that he had grown boobs ovenight. Obviously he was boobiliziforious!
(Excellent game Bricotrout! I am done for now, cheers!)
Masectomatagon
Quickly Roger headed back to the doctor and got him to reverse the boobiliziforious growths with a masectomatagon, and the spunt once again became funky, so much for life.
Curlzuled
Angela was in a bad state. She could not remove her underwear even though the moment was now - or never....you see her hair - down there was not curlzuled like the other girls and she was afraid that Roger would reject her.
But as we all know - Roger had his own secret......
Sclogolotus
Poor Roger was beside himself, he knew that with his funky spunt he would never be able to reach let alone twiddle her sclogolotus. He was convinced that Angela would finally say enough is enough and leave him.
gwumpwaffle
After healing from all the tomfoolery, Roger sat down at his favorite restraunt as he pined for Angela, a warm helping of his favorite qwumpwaffles would ease his broken heart, too bad his funky spunt, couldn't meet with her curlzuled sclogolotus after diner.
pasterbatiionize
The luxury hotel offered several massage options such as swedish massage, hot stone massage or the Kobenekkid massage. Please consult an attorney prior to booking your appointment.
fellatacun
it takes a brave boy to admit to his friends that his fellatacunt while all of their fellatacun.
and with the awaited appearance of kristi and dale finalized we shall close things out
tune in next week for another edition of SENTENCE SATURDAY!!!!zbqsgqol
When Byron heard that the band was looking for a zbqsgqol player he knew his time had finally arrived.
(lol, sorry, but I had to make a sentence with that word) :P
On a different note, I listened to some tunes from your concert link. Very cool... Thanks.
sorry i missed sentence saturday! maybe you should have an onamanapea sunday or something. metaphor monday, etc.