9/23/2005

Sentence Saturday #2

Has it been a week already?
Last week we let our creative juices flow (stop snickering jag, rabbit, and all the rest of you cyber teases!) by throwing an unusual word up and letting the next commenter use it in a sentence. It was fun. We laughed (where exactly was your hand, kristi, when it was "up there"?) We got aroused (nice details femi mommy & kalani) And we learned alot about eachother's personal lives (dan & jkirlin... get therapy both of you!)
So lets try it again and let this community of yuksters reveal even more of our subconscious(es?) to eachother.
The only amendment I'll make to the rules is that this time it is REQUIRED that the word be absolutely made up. Last time, using a rare and 'unknown' word revealed just how limited some of our vocabularies really are (kristi, dear, most of us know the word 'whimsicle' okay? thanks sweety) Here's a simple rule to go by, if your spell check doesn't catch it, try again.
As is now tradition, I'll start things off. Have fun...
Oh, I'm posting this early because I'm either at a concert or recovering from one at the moment.
Glubnuddin

Comments on "Sentence Saturday #2"

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Friday, September 23, 2005 7:19:00 PM) : 

I asked if she had ever been to the woods for a little midnight glubnuddin to which she responded Yes! and began to drag me in that very direction.

Kabloggin

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Friday, September 23, 2005 7:50:00 PM) : 

As we headed off into the woods to do a little glubnuddin my mind drifted to the time we were on that boat and I got to run my fingers over her sweet kabloggin.

diptology

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Friday, September 23, 2005 8:24:00 PM) : 

As I was about to leave the bar, unswayed by the usual advances, the charming young man leaned in close and whispered to me about his hexakagleeberhizen. Unable to resist I slide my hand down to confirm...there were indeed 6 gleebers in his hizen and I knew it would be a good night!

Tinkertweedle

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Friday, September 23, 2005 8:25:00 PM) : 

And yes, I am home and somewhat tired of folding socks this friday night ;)

 

Blogger duff said ... (Friday, September 23, 2005 8:45:00 PM) : 

the televesion reception was horrible, so i told my manservant to get off of me and go play with the tinkertweedle so i could finish watching "law and order".

kuhniggat

 

Blogger Myssa said ... (Friday, September 23, 2005 9:03:00 PM) : 

After a long, steamy shower, she slipped inbetween the sheets and grabbed her slirpengroogle full of creme to prepare for the hot night ahead of her.

Griffenlople

 

Blogger duff said ... (Friday, September 23, 2005 9:40:00 PM) : 

due to a very "active" evening, the sensation of her jeans rubbing against her griffenlople was enough to cause her to walk a little funny.

kajagoogle

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Friday, September 23, 2005 10:32:00 PM) : 

She now pondered the wisdom of piercing her griffenlople as she was forced to swalk a little to the left to prevent chaffing.

peepnle

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Friday, September 23, 2005 10:32:00 PM) : 

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Blogger Mellissa said ... (Friday, September 23, 2005 10:45:00 PM) : 

Peepnle get ready there's a train a comin'......

Fluegenhap

 

Blogger Spinning Girl said ... (Friday, September 23, 2005 11:14:00 PM) : 

Oscar's younger brother, OogalMayer, was just a wee little cocktail weenie.

Fiper

 

Blogger The Epiphanic Mechanic said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 12:11:00 AM) : 

Hearts racing, they slowly lifted the rock and found themselves staring at the ever elusive, exceedingly rare sex aid snake, the Fiper.

barchilated

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 12:50:00 AM) : 

Under his masterful guidance and with the help of the Fiper she barchilated several times before finally collapsing into the tangled sheets and falling into a deep sleep.

Farnarkle

 

Blogger •♥•m•♥• said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 2:45:00 AM) : 

The doctor said the test results showed her farnarkle had changed in size since her last checkup.

bezelpincal

 

Blogger bricotrout said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 4:05:00 AM) : 

becuase of the sudden explosion in teen pregnancies, the town's city council had to decide if bezelpincal should be taken off the local restaurant menus for good.

NUTLISTIMIEN

 

Blogger duff said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 5:13:00 AM) : 

in preparation for the coming winter, sammy the squirrel checked his inventory against his nutlistmien.

gorsenflatz

 

Blogger Cade said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 5:23:00 AM) : 

Upset with the way her man was treating her, she poured some gorsenflatz into his coffee and sat back to enjoy the show.

dishabille

 

Blogger Wendy said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 5:52:00 AM) : 

Once the gorsenflatz took affect, he quickly realized what she had done to him and that his dishabille would NEVER be the same again.

Caucaflibbian

 

Blogger duff said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 6:01:00 AM) : 

after consulting with his doctor, he decided that a prescription for caucaflibbian might aid in the recovery of his dishabille.

snarklewort

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 6:29:00 AM) : 

Daddy told me not to date at family reunions now I have to get that snarklewort removed, I better bring the moonshine.

puckentolis

 

Blogger •♥•m•♥• said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 7:07:00 AM) : 

After exiting the stage, feeling rather smug about her big acting debut......one of the stage hands was snickering and pointing at her puckentolis.....it has been on display the whole time!! She now sadly wondered about the standing ovation.....

cleenbisel

 

Blogger duff said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 7:13:00 AM) : 

nothing gets spilled blood out of shag carpeting like the new cleenbisel3000.

zephyritical

 

Blogger •♥•m•♥• said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 7:27:00 AM) : 

He was determined this weekend to sell that new zephyritical!!! His wife and kids were depending on him.

plotmnorpheas

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 7:36:00 AM) : 

After the tell all book, the Friends creator and man behind the friendly faces, stated that he put all those pretty faces and feel good twenty something angst into his plotmnorpheas computer program, and the rest was history.

blueneuballis

 

Blogger bricotrout said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 7:38:00 AM) : 

the moment he opened the bedroom door and saw his wife in that compromising position with their new albino blueneuballis, and despite her protesting pleas, he was taking it back to the pound!

HERCUMENDULISM

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 7:42:00 AM) : 

In the strange mating rituals he learned living in the north country the yearly festival tested the hercumendulism of the males tribe, though he was not a native he gave it try, because the nights were long in the winter and the testosterone was flowing.

Fordiflatulance

 

Blogger Mara said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 7:47:00 AM) : 

In preparation for further hurricanes, Bush lifted bans on all gas blends including Fordiflatulance.

Prissiplex

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 8:03:00 AM) : 

After six months at Miss Lady Martha's finishing school, Elonia finaly found that her Prissiplex personality disorder was actually something that the East Hampton high school holds a yearly festival in honor of.

lilltoehurts

 

Blogger duff said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 8:24:00 AM) : 

when i got up to take a whiz in the middle of the night, i tripped over his 30-lb. dumbbells, and now my lilltoehurts.

conkaphilidelic

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 8:46:00 AM) : 

It was her first night as DJ at the new club, she hoped everyone would like the new conkaphilidelic sound she was working with.

Farfanoogle

 

Blogger duff said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:08:00 AM) : 

during the soccer game, here attention wasn't on the field- it was on the hot stud two sections over who was just begging to be farfanoogled.

numenschplatz

 

Blogger jkirlin said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:22:00 AM) : 

I was too embarrassed to take my sheets to the laundy all covered in numenschplatz..so I just threw them out and bought new ones.

frenickulous

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:35:00 AM) : 

After repeated licking she became absolutely frenickulous and nearly numenschplatzed on my newly aquired sheets, again.

cumintology

 

Blogger BUMBLE!!! said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:59:00 AM) : 

When the teacher asked me what cumintology means, I must say that I was dumbfounded, for even when I tried to look it up on dictionary.com to complete my homework, I couldn't find it. As a result, my teacher thought I was giving a lame excuse and sat my ass down in detention for lying and failure to do my homework. I was not impressed.

dinoflaggellate

 

Blogger BUMBLE!!! said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:59:00 AM) : 

When the teacher asked me what cumintology means, I must say that I was dumbfounded, for even when I tried to look it up on dictionary.com to complete my homework, I couldn't find it. As a result, my teacher thought I was giving a lame excuse and sat my ass down in detention for lying and failure to do my homework. I was not impressed.

dinoflaggellate

 

Blogger Bobby said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 10:17:00 AM) : 

I was tiring of the usual means of masturbation, so I decided to dinoflaggellate myself. It was great and I plan to do it again.


Scassmullion.

 

Blogger duff said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 10:39:00 AM) : 

five years to the day after the bank hiest, a scassmullion dollars were found buried in st. paul, minnesota.

cripmroz

 

Blogger Just Jan said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 10:59:00 AM) : 

he studied her, waiting for the right moment, finally there it was, he reached for the cripmroz lotion and started the gentle massage.

carnucktable

 

Blogger •♥•m•♥• said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:14:00 AM) : 

after referencing the carnucktable...they realized an evacuation was necessary if they were going to avoid the storm.

hulioproncottle

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:21:00 AM) : 

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Blogger Belly said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:23:00 AM) : 

Hearing that they needed to evacuate the twins rushed out to the old ford and in their haste simultaneously tripped on the old rusty hulioproncottle that lay in the yard.


Pheramoanacious

 

Blogger The Epiphanic Mechanic said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:58:00 AM) : 

It was Bill's turn to remove the filthy, pheramonacious chapeau from the rectum of the donkey and wear it in shame, but first it had to be ritually cleansed in... the sink.

hypocridicktital

 

Blogger Erik said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 12:40:00 PM) : 

After the doctor gave be that shot with the hypocridicktital needle, I couldn't have sex for three weeks.

limpkit

 

Blogger duff said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 12:42:00 PM) : 

"you really need to stop trying to buy women's affections, steve," said bill as he ordered a drink for the gorgeoous woman at the other end of the bar.

"don't be hypocridicktital, bill", steve replied.

multiorganismic

 

Blogger duff said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 12:45:00 PM) : 

drat- you snuck in while i was typing!

he reassured her that the cold water was responsible for his limpkit condition.

ok, now multiorganismic

 

Blogger bricotrout said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 12:49:00 PM) : 

brico had a multiorganismic fit when he realized that his comment tally had surpassed that of last weeks!! then he took a quick shower.

heloglobulation

 

Blogger Mellissa said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 12:54:00 PM) : 

The pilot tried and tried to lift off the gound after picking up the President on Marine One.

No systems were working and the blades would not twirl. Then he realized - he was experiencing Heloglabulation.

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 1:02:00 PM) : 

new word! need. new. word. fading...fast...

Randisxie

 

Blogger •♥•m•♥• said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 1:02:00 PM) : 

Melissa forgot her word.....(but had a great definition of heloglobulation) :)

Heres one:

ackloputhania

 

Blogger ... said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 2:06:00 PM) : 

Hello, my name is Femi and I'm a ackloputhaniac. I've been without my beloved ackloputha for 6 months. If I don't get some soon i might have to fanalierate the next unsuspecting man that walks by.

fanalierate

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 2:16:00 PM) : 

While trying on the new pants she looked into the mirror and to her dismay she saw early signs of fanalieration beginning to show, she took them off imediately and headed to the gym.

Spunt

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 2:16:00 PM) : 

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Blogger Mellissa said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 2:24:00 PM) : 

She loved him, she really did - and she really wanted to please him but she just couldn't......you see he had funky Spunt....


Weenerspant

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 2:40:00 PM) : 

The Doctor confirmed that his spunt was indeed funky and that the only cure was a rather painful weenerspant.



Ameliogory

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 2:48:00 PM) : 

However, after finding out his spunt needed a weenerspant, he tired a self induced Ameliogory, to the dismay of his not being able to sit down for a week, it was a huge success and his spunt was back to normal.

Causifit

 

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Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 2:51:00 PM) : 

My browser at work is sticking sorry for the duplicate then deleted posts.

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 2:57:00 PM) : 

Having normalized his spunt Roger did a great dance of joy - that is until the sudden realization that this very same dance had been the causifit in the first place!



Spookentrumble

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 3:02:00 PM) : 

Roger, finaly broke down and paid is 200 bucks to get the spunt problem errectionized, no more weenerspants, ameliogories, and the causifit should be in his past, he was now a pround member of the spookentrumble legion.

boobiliziforious

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 3:19:00 PM) : 

Home late from a spookentrumble legion BBQ Roger fell into bed only to wake the next morning to find that he had grown boobs ovenight. Obviously he was boobiliziforious!

(Excellent game Bricotrout! I am done for now, cheers!)

Masectomatagon

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 3:22:00 PM) : 

Quickly Roger headed back to the doctor and got him to reverse the boobiliziforious growths with a masectomatagon, and the spunt once again became funky, so much for life.

Curlzuled

 

Blogger Mellissa said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 6:43:00 PM) : 

Angela was in a bad state. She could not remove her underwear even though the moment was now - or never....you see her hair - down there was not curlzuled like the other girls and she was afraid that Roger would reject her.

But as we all know - Roger had his own secret......

Sclogolotus

 

Blogger Belly said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 7:46:00 PM) : 

Poor Roger was beside himself, he knew that with his funky spunt he would never be able to reach let alone twiddle her sclogolotus. He was convinced that Angela would finally say enough is enough and leave him.


gwumpwaffle

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 7:56:00 PM) : 

After healing from all the tomfoolery, Roger sat down at his favorite restraunt as he pined for Angela, a warm helping of his favorite qwumpwaffles would ease his broken heart, too bad his funky spunt, couldn't meet with her curlzuled sclogolotus after diner.

pasterbatiionize

 

Blogger *** said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:12:00 PM) : 

The luxury hotel offered several massage options such as swedish massage, hot stone massage or the Kobenekkid massage. Please consult an attorney prior to booking your appointment.

fellatacun

 

Blogger bricotrout said ... (Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:36:00 PM) : 

it takes a brave boy to admit to his friends that his fellatacunt while all of their fellatacun.

and with the awaited appearance of kristi and dale finalized we shall close things out
tune in next week for another edition of SENTENCE SATURDAY!!!!zbqsgqol

 

Blogger Cade said ... (Sunday, September 25, 2005 12:13:00 AM) : 

When Byron heard that the band was looking for a zbqsgqol player he knew his time had finally arrived.

 

Blogger Cade said ... (Sunday, September 25, 2005 12:17:00 AM) : 

(lol, sorry, but I had to make a sentence with that word) :P

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Sunday, September 25, 2005 12:41:00 PM) : 

On a different note, I listened to some tunes from your concert link. Very cool... Thanks.

 

Blogger jamwall said ... (Sunday, September 25, 2005 5:08:00 PM) : 

sorry i missed sentence saturday! maybe you should have an onamanapea sunday or something. metaphor monday, etc.

 

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