No Tag Backs?

Duff decided to be a little wiseacre on Wednesday and tag me with one of those inane lists that supposedly give readers entertaining insight into the blogger's life. My problem with these things is that once you get tagged you send it back out 3 or 5 fold to other "friends". My fellow bloggers, I implore you! If this keeps up, within a few weeks all the blogging community will be is a cyberwasteland of taglists. We will have no time for anything else, work, sleep, food, potty, or hot chicks posting cleavage shots. The terrorists themselves couldn't have planned this out better. Our propensity for attention combined with a fear of piturbing our readers leads us like lemmings to a cliff to fulfill these tags. PLEASE! THE INSANITY MUST STOP HERE!! ...After I do my list here and tag a couple of you sorry saps. THEN it must stop! 1. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Brico Algernon Presley Trout 2. Nicknames: Tripod 3. Place of Birth: Limestone,ME 4. Favorite food: dry rice, raisinettes, water, flavored water, chocolate free funny brownies 5. Ever been to Africa: I saw the movie 'out of Africa' once, it was like being there 6. Love someone so much it hurts: right now I HATE someone so much it hurts! (see opening paragraph) 7. Been in a car accident: I want to say 'no' but one morning after a long night, I went out to my car to see another car upside down and ontop of mine, so... 8. Croutons or bacon bits: veggie baco bits 9. Favorite day of the week: Thursday, because my favorite porn site gives out a free password that is good for 20 minutes. 10. Favorite restaurant: wherever it is that Jackie works. I haven't tracked it down yet but I WILL. 11. Favorite sport to watch: amateur hacky sack 12. Favorite drink for summer: lake water 13. Favorite ice cream: rainbow bubblegum sherbet 14. Disney or Warner Bros: as of recent I would have to say Dreamworks 15. Favorite fast food: ick 16. What Color is your bedroom carpet: carpet matches the curtains 17. How many times did you fail your driver's test: auto: passed the very first time. motorcycle: passed the first time. 8 axle, 2 trailer towing, 4 ton semi: failed 47 times so far. 18. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail: BIG:GER4HER@herbalremedies 19. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card: Great Outdoor Provisions Company 20. What do you do most often when you are bored: answer insipid tag lists 21. What time is Bedtime: about ten minutes after I get to work. 22. Favorite TV shows: 21 jump street, hermans head, 700 club, chico & the man, c-span II, tony orlando & dawn variety hour, the new solid gold (season 1) 23. Last person/s you went to dinner with: Andy 24. Ford or Chevy: Jeep baby! 25. What are you listening to right now: three voices in my head having an argument over how I should handle Duff once I track her down 26. What is your favorite color: crimson 27. Lake, ocean or river: its all good 28. How many tattoos do you have? three 29. Have you ever run out of gas: Yes, all the time. That's why I keep a hose and gas can in my trunk and never drive too far from parking lots Now: whose next: Jamwall doesn't usually include stuff like this in his blog, but seeing that one of the great injustices in blogging is that I seem to be one of the only people who comments on his site, I know he doesn't want to piss me off by dissing me. So, Jamwall. GOAG, 'cause she never posts frequently enough. Rabbit, cause she needs to step away from wherever she hangs to hear all those bad pick up lines. Its 'cause I care, hon! For all the rest of you, consider yourselves lucky!