8/12/2005

Ten Benefits of living in America That I Shouldn't (But Do) Take For Granted

1- Women showing midriff in public is socially acceptable
2- Parks like this are free and plentiful
3- Posting something like "I think our president should be overthrown!!" won't land me in a secret "experimental" prison (oh god, I hope that's true!)
4- Nowhere else in the world will you come across this
5- 37 different kinds of rum at your local liquor store
6- Jimmy Buffett is constantly on tour here somewhere
7- Lots of roller coasters
8- Direct T.V.'s NFL Ticket package!
9- Most good restaurants have at least a couple of vegetarian dishes these days (except in Nebraska - I try to stay away from Nebraska)
10- Any hobby, interest, pastime, etc that you undertake, nowhere in the world is it easier, more affordable or more acceptable to do it

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Comments on "Ten Benefits of living in America That I Shouldn't (But Do) Take For Granted"

 

Blogger duff said ... (Sunday, August 14, 2005 9:01:00 AM) : 

women showing midriff in public is only socially acceptable if they don't have too much midriff to show.

 

Blogger jamwall said ... (Sunday, August 14, 2005 12:13:00 PM) : 

those terrorists hate our wienermobiles!!!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Sunday, August 14, 2005 9:17:00 PM) : 

Just in case you didn't know golden oreos are vegan, you know just in case.

 

Blogger Unknown said ... (Monday, August 15, 2005 3:56:00 PM) : 

Exactly 37 kinds of rum???

I must investigate immediately!

 

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