8/21/2005

Son Of A...!


how is it that the strongest part of my paper towel roll is ALWAYS at the perforated area? what they need to do is make the entire roll perforated then use it instead of that problematic foam for the insulation on the external tank of the space shuttle.
situation: resolved!

Comments on "Son Of A...!"

 

Blogger bricotrout said ... (Sunday, August 21, 2005 6:42:00 PM) : 

hermy,
they make paper for toilets now? where can you find that? is it only online at this point?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Sunday, August 21, 2005 7:29:00 PM) : 

You people have paper towels?

 

Blogger jamwall said ... (Monday, August 22, 2005 10:45:00 AM) : 

well, i contacted the better business bureau. turns out that all the major paper towel manufacturers have been written up by the BBB for unsavory paper towel perforation practices. unfortunately, the BBB tells me that its strictly a "buyer beware" situtation. i guess its gonna take a severe injury or fatality for any serious change to take place. currently, i usually visit the local grocery stores and write "MURDERER" in red marker on all the Brawny paper towel rolls. hopefully, people will stay away from this monster and his ill-gotten paper perferations!!!!

 

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