Ten Ways I Wouldn't Want to Die
1- At the hands of my enemies 2- In such a fashion that would make Freddie Kruger say "That was a little disturbing" 3- Being locked in a casing of frozen carbonate 4- Getting my head stuck in a tiny opening on a bet 5- Trying to outswim a school of piranha 6- Being mistaken for a prison snitch while on the inside 7- By erotic asphyxiation 8- In any manner that would make the crime scene investigator vomit uncontrollably 9- That Vietnamese Buddhist monk way 10- Via a series of events that would make the opening scenario of the next 'Faces of Death' movie thanks to GOAG for the subject idea Labels: Ten Things |
Comments on "Ten Ways I Wouldn't Want to Die"
i vote for #8. that would suck to be so messed up for a police detective to lose his dinner over my discovery!
If I had to pick one of these 10..I'd go with 7. Hell, I'd go with 7 anyway.
jamwall: MORE COWBELL!
i gotta fever!!!
yeah, i figure #10 would be okay, because at least i would be somewhat of a celebrity!