7/17/2005

Ten Ways I Wouldn't Want to Die

1- At the hands of my enemies
2- In such a fashion that would make Freddie Kruger say "That was a little disturbing"
3- Being locked in a casing of frozen carbonate
4- Getting my head stuck in a tiny opening on a bet
5- Trying to outswim a school of piranha
6- Being mistaken for a prison snitch while on the inside
7- By erotic asphyxiation
8- In any manner that would make the crime scene investigator vomit uncontrollably
9- That Vietnamese Buddhist monk way
10- Via a series of events that would make the opening scenario of the next 'Faces of Death' movie
thanks to GOAG for the subject idea

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Comments on "Ten Ways I Wouldn't Want to Die"

 

Blogger jamwall said ... (Sunday, July 17, 2005 9:38:00 PM) : 

i vote for #8. that would suck to be so messed up for a police detective to lose his dinner over my discovery!

 

Blogger jkirlin said ... (Monday, July 18, 2005 10:56:00 AM) : 

If I had to pick one of these 10..I'd go with 7. Hell, I'd go with 7 anyway.

jamwall: MORE COWBELL!

 

Blogger jamwall said ... (Monday, July 18, 2005 9:54:00 PM) : 

i gotta fever!!!

yeah, i figure #10 would be okay, because at least i would be somewhat of a celebrity!

 

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