Ten Ways I Could Have Torn the Ligaments in My Knee While Kayaking on the Lake that Would Have Made a Better Story
| 1- Rescuing a drowning infant 2- Battling a rabid gator 3- Getting caught in the middle of a high speed police/drug trafficker watercraft chase 4- Being run into by a drunk and angry Russell Crow on his jetski 5- Getting caught in the middle of a water spout 6- Out paddling a school of flying piranha 7- Somehow thwarting the next big terrorist attack 8- While giving rollover lessons to a bikini clad Nicole Kidman 9- Struggling to photograph the elusive sea monster that lives in the depths of the lake 10- Tripping face down into the mud while getting into the kayak (Yes, that STILL would have been a better story than what really happened) Labels: Ten Things |
said the voices in bricotrout's head around 4:50 PM
Comments on "Ten Ways I Could Have Torn the Ligaments in My Knee While Kayaking on the Lake that Would Have Made a Better Story"
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jamwall said ... (Monday, July 25, 2005 6:26:00 PM) :
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bricotrout said ... (Wednesday, July 27, 2005 7:35:00 PM) :
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jamwall said ... (Thursday, July 28, 2005 7:20:00 PM) :
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duff said ... (Sunday, September 25, 2005 9:42:00 PM) :
post a commentwhatever the story is, sounds like a good one!
j & h,
only my doctor is privy to that info. suffice to say, if either of you had seen had it happen, you would have posted a detailed account in all its humiliating hilarity and enjoyed plenty of comments saying "nobody is that big of a doofis. you made this story up!".
that is, unless you become a folk hero someday and your doctor (with the sound of cash registers in his head) decides to sell your ankle expose' to the tabloid's or decides to write a "tell-all" book.
speaking of kayaking- i put some pictures up for you. the link is in my 200th post.
you're welcome. ;~)