Ten Things I Wouldn't Say to Mike Tyson's Face

1- Hey man, your girlfriend was all over me last night 2- Wanna go hang out at the beauty pageant? 3- Dude, youre an idiot!! 4- We dont serve your kind here (convicted rapists) 5- Theres NO WAY you could knock me down with one punch 6- What are your thoughts on Plato's 'The Republic'? 7- Do you mind babysitting my daughter a few minutes while I run to the store? 8- Thats the stoopidist tattoo Ive ever seen! 9- You cant tell me Buster Douglas didnt take a dive in that rematch! 10- YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS?!