Ten People I wouldnt Want to Wake Up Next To
1- Michael Jackson 2- Another Dead Hooker 3- Billy Mays 4- Anyone Living on This Street 5-Any Member of the Boston Diocese 6- The Olson Twins (no wait! wrong list!) 7- Tom Cruise ('cause thats one rumor i believe) 8- Mr. Hat ('cause we know who's cleaning up in the bathroom) 9- my ex 10- actually, anyone at all. i'd prefer they be far gone by the time i wake up. Labels: Ten Things |
Comments on "Ten People I wouldnt Want to Wake Up Next To"
Another dead hooker? Have you had that experience already? I thought Buddhism was about letting go of all desire? :-)
I like your blog.
Thanks, dude. Now I had to take down the photo I had.
Hey, I remember a few times you didn't complain when you woke up next to me!
geoff, i have let go. ive forgotten all about her.
kirl, but have you moved the actual body yet?
sprockets, thank you kindly
ex,i beg to differ!
note: the grammar teacher in me wants to rename this piece "Ten People of Whom Next to I Would Not Want to Awake'
What about me?!?!
anonymous,
actually, youre tolerable in small doses. come back again around late october. and enough with the thumbs already.
10- actually, anyone at all. i'd prefer they be far gone by the time i wake up.
Here, here!
~K