The Reasons I Didn't Post Today Page

For some reason I have felt the need to explain, defend, excuse myself to you all for my having the occasional lapse in posting consistency. From that need comes this page: A list of my reasons why I have slacked off at any given time. Please feel free to borrow any excuse you feel will get you out of some undesirable situation in either the cyber or real world. Doing so will somehow further ligitimize my having slacked in the first place. As always... Enjoy!