9/30/2004

Aspen Quote #3

I'm from Colorado. I live in N. Carolina. NASCAR is VERY big here. Few people in Colorado could care less about the 'sport' (I use that term loosely) myself included.
Summaries of the recent race were on local news the other night.
Aspen sees this and asks "Daddy, what number is your favorite?"
"What number is my favorite? What do you mean?"
She nods to the tv at the race on the screen and asks again "What number is your favorite?"
Oh yuck, I think to myself. I have to fain interest. Can't be dismissive lest I hurt her feelings. Quick think of an actual car number!
"Oh", I reply "I like #24 because he wins alot" (You would have to live in a dumpster to not know this fact here in NC, whether you're into NASCAR or not). The taste of having to say a number in reference to my favorite NASCAR driver is worse than cold lima beans. In fact, in my opinion there is no better place to start with solving the worlds energy problems than by eliminating this passtime (and its followers for that matter). My words hang in the air like the stench of genocide.
"Oh" she says as she turns her attention back to the art that she was creating.
She seems to have no further comment on the subject, so I ask "Why? What is your favorite number?"
Without looking up from what she is doing she replies dismissively...
"Yeah, I'm not really into that. Its just silly."
WTF!!!!

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Comments on "Aspen Quote #3"

 

Blogger Erik said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 12:12:00 PM) : 

PWN'D!

 

Blogger ... said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 12:12:00 PM) : 

hahahaha!!! dissed by an (8? 9?) year old!!! i'm all for eliminating the fans - at least then my dad would get taken out.

 

Blogger Chuck said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 1:12:00 PM) : 

I use that term loosely

I couldn't agree more...I have yet to see what all the excitement is about Nascar. We have a major track like 45 minutes down the road and I have no desire to attend or watch any race.

 

Blogger Wendy said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 1:12:00 PM) : 

LOL! She beat you again!

 

Blogger *** said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 1:26:00 PM) : 

That's funny...sounds like something Nathan would do too. I wouldn't have been so cautious with my response. I just tell it like it is.

 

Blogger Just Jan said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 1:40:00 PM) : 

LOL..I love it!!!..wish I could have captured the look on your face at hearing her answer.

is she going to update her blog anytime soon?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 2:46:00 PM) : 

B, don't you know you are supposed to answer a question with a question. Haven't you seen 40 year old virgin?

Aspen: Daddy what's your favorite number?

B: What's your favorite number?

Aspen: I don't have one I think it's silly...

B: I agree with you, it is silly.

You don't look silly and you get to be honest, you should ALWAYS be honest.

One last thing this works for most humans of the female species, just so you know.

See all your problems will now be solved.

 

Blogger Webmiztris said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 3:45:00 PM) : 

good girl! I, for one, am quite proud of her. NASCAR SUCKS!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 4:37:00 PM) : 

Right on Kalani :D

 

Blogger Unknown said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 5:22:00 PM) : 

DIS-pwned!!11!!!!

 

Blogger bricotrout said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 5:58:00 PM) : 

erik,
explain the "PWN'D" to me. i'm lost

femi,
6! which is even worse right?

dale,
what mean you smrter me?

jenny,
she gets the smerts from me

chuck,
plus its loud as hell. the last 7 times ive gone my ears have bled!

wendy,
yep 3-0

kristi,
i learned my lesson

jan,
i need to keep my camera closer i guess

k,
i didnt see 40yr old virgin. they owe me story rights to that!

webmiz,
hey! thats what i feel too!

jt,
you shu'up! ;)

plat,
explain "pwned"!! erik said the same thing! please! i wanna be smert like you guys (oops! i spelled a word in my own style again! dammit im stoopid) i likey the blonde.

 

Blogger Erik said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 8:13:00 PM) : 

PWN'D is a bit of gaming lore. In multiplayer games, gamers would try to type "owned" when they beat their opponent, but they would misspell it as "pwned" which subsequently got shortened to pwn'd...or the most recent 'PWNT'

Or so I hear...

 

Blogger D said ... (Tuesday, October 11, 2005 9:07:00 PM) : 

i knew i liked ya....was born in denver

 

Blogger kathi said ... (Wednesday, October 12, 2005 5:17:00 AM) : 

From the mouths of babes.

 

Blogger Mara said ... (Wednesday, October 12, 2005 7:03:00 AM) : 

::grin:: I call it 'NASTARD'.
Can't stand it... and apparently you know more than me... I have no idea what #24 is.

I can't imagine sitting all friggin day watching cars drive round in circles for entertainment..

Nope... not interested

::smooches to the smart girl Aspen::

Mara

 

Blogger Margaret said ... (Wednesday, October 12, 2005 10:20:00 AM) : 

damn smart kid... :)

peace...

 

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